what I got 2day......

Happy Sunday everybody!!! well, it's almost monday again, hope that you've a great weekend coz I do....played counter strike on friday, going put-put golf yesterday and went to Max Brenner today...

Anyway, I was a bit lazy at church 2day, I didn't write any notes from the preaching but I got some stuff that I got today... So, bare with me and hopefully u'll be blessed also..

Today we were speaking bout being a great father and a wonderful husband.. And I got something that probably struck my mind instantly.. It's about how men have to understand women by their language.. Hillary (the preacher) said "when a man said that he has nothing to wear,that means he has no clean UNDERWEAR to wear today.. and when a woman said she has nothing to wear, that means she has no NEW clothes to wear.." After that joke we laugh of how stupid men are that they couldnt understand how women thinks..

It's hard for man to think like women think and I think (i dunno for sure) women also have the same problem.. It's really hard to understand each other.. I guess I didn't know the best solution thou but, I'll think bout it and write it down.. For women readers over there, be patient when a man doesn't understand the way that you want to be understood.. because we, as men are just simply, stupid...hahaha...

well before I go to sleep or doin sumting else, I wanna share an email that has been forwarded to me by a friend..


The Men's Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Now here are the rules from the male side.


These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "ON PURPOSE!



1. Men are NOT mind readers.
( FIRST & FOREMOST RULE )



1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just tell us what you want!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question..

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1.. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..because we don't disturb

you while you are watching your soaps and serials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We all do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will ! act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. !

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Racing
or Football.

1. 1 You have enough clothes.

1. 2 You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. ! Round IS a shape!



have a goodnight everyone....